Calling all districts! Calling all districts!
There is a emerging outbreak in the nation today and everyone is advised to take necessary precautions to be protected from any harm. Here are the symptoms of the said outburst:
1. You curse your internet provider and make your rants known via FB and/ or Twitter.
2. You get the same message over the phone: “There is an upgrading of our facilities in your area to improve our service. Sorry but I can’t provide you a definite time when this will be completed.”
3. You slam your desktop keyboard and/ or mouse or hit the CPU subconsciously.
4. You dream of a circling light with a note that says "buffering..." as if it’s going to be like that way forever.
If you are experiencing two or more of the mentioned symptoms, there is a big probability that you just caught the wave called SLOKONEKSYONMOSIS.
Do not take this lightly because this epidemic has been reported to have caused a lot of damage to unwilling victims:
a. Loss of sight. Watching videos over Youtube is now a mess and you’re missing an average of a dozen of viral clips a day.
b. Loss of hearing..Downloading of mp3s either from iTunes or Bearshare and listening to E-radio, podcast and is completely silenced.
c. Lost of sense of touch. Well, a good thing in a way. Only cyber perverts will be affected by this.
d. Lost of sense of taste. You can’t decide what and where to eat because you can’t get updates from your fave food blogs.
e. And worst of all, loss of life (blogging life, that is)
During times like these, you'll feel like you want to engage with a brawl against the customer service representative of your internet provider specially if you have some deadlines to finish. This situation reminds me of The Hunger Games.
Well, he fans of the best-selling novel adapted to film will wait no more because the second installment of the movie, Catching Fire will be shown in theaters worldwide this month.
I am for Team Peeta Mellark, the male tribute chosen from District 12 who is a former schoolmate of Katniss who once gave her bread from his family's bakery when her family was starving. To some, he might be a weakling but look what he have become after surviving the first warfare--- a winner who got the chance to lock lips with THE Jennifer Lawrence. I wish I was him (envy mode) not only because of he's J-Law BFF but also due to the fact that he has this boy band-look crossed a a starving puppy eyes. Chicks can't resists those.
Since Peeta is not that of a hunk or a warrior type, I'd like to improve his wit and knowledge instead. If I am Peeta, I would spend some hours browsing the internet for just about anything that relates to suvival. It can be easy-to-learn martial moves, how to create explosives out of kitchen stuff or deceiving techniques without really trying. Well, you just need a dependable internet connection to get started to have an effective training for the pageant.
If you are still stuck with your old and slow internet provider, better change for the better. Fast. I would like to recommend PLDT Fibr, the most powerful broadband today that allows you to seamlessly and simultaneously experience the following: (a) Browsing of multiple websites; (b) Stream hundreds blockbuster movies on-demand from Clickplay; and (c) Watch Cignal Digital TV Channels.
The good news is that it is available now in over 800 fiber-powered villages nationwide. Visit www.pldthome.com or call 101-FIBR (3427) for more details.
Now, if this won't get Peeta another kissing scene with with Katniss Everdeen, I don't know what.
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