Put Angst In A News Vol. 1 Issue no. 2

Headlines:

Gloria Arroyo is facing another possible impeachment complaint due to the ZTE scandal
Does this come with hidden videos? If not, forget about it

Gas companies accused of hording petroleum products
I smell something fishy… did someone pass gas?

Bomb explosion in Puregold mart linked to business competitions
This is scary since I go to Puregold to buy Colgate since I can’t find ‘em at SM

Showbiz:

Christopher De Leon wants “to be killed” in Lovers in Paris so he can move to GMA 7
How about him hanging himself in the Eiffel Tower… that will be refreshing and asteeg storyline!

Dingdong Dantes will replace potics-bound Richard Gomez in Family Feud
Will Richard win a senate seat? Survey says…oo. (doble zero ata ‘to e)

Sesame Street turns 40!
It also means that my age is not far behind

Aling Dionesia is open for kissing scenes in her next movies
Now that’s what you call real challenge, Manny.


Sports:

Kareem Abdul Jabbar has leukemia
Now that’s a tall order

Tickets to the Pacquio-Cotto fight are selling like hotcakes in local theaters
I don’t think this will be the case for Aling Dionesia’s music album

Put Angst In A News Vol. 1 Issue no. 1

Today is the first issue of Put Angst In A News in this Blog. This is where News and Opinion (mine) meets in 50 words or less.

Headlines:

Hillary Clinton will meet Gloria Arroyo on Thursday.
Lucky Mendiola studes… PAG-ASA might declare no classes that day!

There will be a crisis on fuel supply in the weeks to come.
Hmm… it’s beginning to look a lot like Crisis-mas

Mayor Alfredo Lim’s KKK supports Noynoy-Mar tandem
Noynoy used to have K then K got married to Mar. K to!

DOJ says convicted rapist Romeo Jaloslos unlikely to get pardon in time for 2010 polls
Lets take the soothsayers’ word for the meantime

Showbiz:

Willie Revillame is missing in ABS-CBN’s Christmas station ID
Technical malfuction lang siguro?

Ask if he’s leaving the Kapamilya station, Aga Muhlach says he will have a new show in “channel 4… channel 3?”
Put them together and remember me

Australian concert-goers says Britney Spears was lip-synching in her performance
At least they were also looking at her mouth