I was looking for some insect repellent
online when I came across some mosquito jokes that I can’t resist sharing
because they are so silly yet amusing.
Below are some of my favorite Q and A gags from Jokes4us.com.
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger
with an insect?
The Masked-quito!
What is a mosquito's favorite sport?
Skin-diving!
Why are mosquitos religious?
They prey on you!
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve his bite!
How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?
You slap him and he slaps you back!
What is the most religious insect?
A mosque-ito!
What's the difference between a Mosquito and
a fly?
A mosquito can fly, but a can't mosquito!
Funny, right? But I would like to emphasized
that mosquito bites are no laughing matter. According to the Department of
Health (DOH), there were more than 200,000 dengue cases recorded in the Philippines in 2015, including 598 deaths.
That’s why my wife and I are very protective
with our 7-year old son against dengue especially when we travel to unfamiliar places.
Last week before my family headed to a trip to Ilocos Norte, I searched online of
an insect repellent that will not only protect us from mosquitoes but against
other insects as well.
I found Guard insect repellent which has 10%
Picaridin to guarantee protection versus mosquitoes, flies, ticks, and fleas. I
was impressed because its action involves blocking insects’ sensors for the
smell of human blood. So we become “invisible” to them and safe against their
bites.
The gentle protection of Picaridin is based
on a compound found in plant peppers that naturally repels insects. It is just
as effective as DEET, but does not cause skin irritation or corrode materials.
Picaridin itself is non-sticky. That’s why
Guard is non-sticky and non-greasy, plus comes in a clean, powder-fresh scent. That’s
why during our long travel, it feels lighter and fresher on our skin and keeps
us insect-free for 4-6 hours when applied on skin.
I also learned that Picaridin is the
preferred insect repellent ingredient in Europe and Australia, and is widely
used in the US. And because it is less prone to irritate skin, Picaridin has
been approved and recommended by the World Health Organization, American
publication Consumer Reports, and the Center for Disease Control and
Prevention.
Guard can be safely applied on children ages
12 months and up, and ideal for use on your whole family and available in major
drugstores and groceries nationwide. Guard is having an online promotion this
Mother’s Day and is giving away gift packs to lucky winners. Click HERE for the contest details.
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| We are on Guard at Paoay, Ilocos Norte |
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